Teddy Roosevelt

Explorer. Soldier. President. Badass.

Slap Teddy on your car or fridge.

Show your appreciation for America’s rowdy uncle with a high-quality magnet or stickers.

Have a cup of Joe with Teddy.

Sit down, have a sip, and tell Uncle Teddy all your problems. He will listen attentively, and then tell you to get over them.

Enscoce your toesies with Teddsies

Cushion your stroll with fine cotton socks, emblazoned with a jolly Roosevelt.


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